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We socialists are all about equality, so I think we should truly implement it aka force it on everyone in our society. But we shouldn’t just level the economic playing field, no we should go much further than that. For instance if there’s a wonderful healthy athlete, he should rightly have a limb amputated in order to level the playing field, for those of us who are lazy or obese. If someone is rich, he should be allowed to have his nice comfortable life but be euthanized at say 50 years old. Only fair. If someone wins the lottery he should be allowed to take the money but only if he is willing to be disfigured somehow, just to be fair. In fact, if you think about it why should wives not also be redistributed? Is it fair that your neighbor gets to have a nice beautiful wife while drug-addicted bums on welfare who have no jobs or ambition are single?

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