A woman says she’s interested in motorcycles. No problem. A man says he’s interested in babies. Someone calls the cops.
Yuck. I can’t imagine something more of a turnoff than a submissive man aka a male feminist.
Ok we get it, you want to be lead around by a collar by a fat dyke in leather...Because patriarchy.
Or alternatively it’s like
‘I want to obey my husbands every command and fully submit to his will….Because Allah‘
I happened upon in my wanderings
a most stern little helper of god dressed was he in a long white robe, and sprouting from his stern angular jaw
Grew a nobly long and thick godly beard
My piercing gaze
Set him afire
Set him afire so he cursed and he shouted
So he cursed and shouted at me, waving a stick
He beguiled my most improper manner of dressing and informed me
that my wandering eyes deserve the sting of one million needles
He tried to extinguish me with a stream of cold words
Yet all I could do was laugh
“You’re burning up, little servant of god
Yet you’ve still to learn my name”
The little man told me it’s no concern of his
Yet he couldn’t avert his gaze
The intoxicating flames licked at his robes and stung his flesh
And he reveled in the masochistic amber charm
He scorned himself for this
Narrowing my eyes I told him
“Little prince, your words speak one tongue, but the look in your eyes betrays you
The language of love is what you long to utter
For the season of love is upon us
In your most secret of longings you yearn to throw off this crown of propriety which you balance upon your princely head
Your thoughts soar through the sky at the sight of my wrist or the curve of my bosom
Hearing the musical syllables of my voice envelopes you all the more in flames
As we speak you are suffering greatly
But take shamefully great pleasure in this sweet pain
All the while you stand so nobly here
And pretend to abhor the delightfully tender gifts of uncovered women
What a mask you walk around with wearing, prince, but the flames have shattered it in the great heat, what ever will you do? Look down at yourself little prince, and see that your godly white robes have turned to cinder.
Look and see that you stand here naked and unmasked.
Isn’t that right, oh most noble prince of god?”
At this, the most pious prince of god turned his face, and stalked off in fury, leaving ashes in his wake, and broken shards of painted porcelain.
I found out today that I’m actually oppressed and brainwashed 😦
It turns out I only want things like to have a family, or to take care of my looks and personal hygiene because society tells me I have to but I’m obviously just not intelligent enough to overcome my brainwashing and realize it.
Thank goodness that there are more intelligent and morally adept women and male feminists out there to let me know how ignorant and brainless I am(thanks to patriarchy).
We socialists are all about equality, so I think we should truly implement it aka force it on everyone in our society. But we shouldn’t just level the economic playing field, no we should go much further than that. For instance if there’s a wonderful healthy athlete, he should rightly have a limb amputated in order to level the playing field, for those of us who are lazy or obese. If someone is rich, he should be allowed to have his nice comfortable life but be euthanized at say 50 years old. Only fair. If someone wins the lottery he should be allowed to take the money but only if he is willing to be disfigured somehow, just to be fair. In fact, if you think about it why should wives not also be redistributed? Is it fair that your neighbor gets to have a nice beautiful wife while drug-addicted bums on welfare who have no jobs or ambition are single?
I mean on one hand it’s true what the fat acceptance people say, that not all fat people are unhealthy. There’s a wide range of body shapes between anorexic and obese, with only people who lean to either extreme being truly unhealthy. But to say you can’t generally point out that fatness tends to be associated with poor health is an incorrect generalization?
Why that’s just another example of the progressive doxy that you can’t make generalizations on anything, unless it’s complementary toward a clearly inferior group of people or an inferior culture. Since fat people are physically inferior, we should then just deny that there’s a trend among the over weight to have certain ailments.
I will contend that given that there’s such a free and great form of exercise as running, which can be done anywhere, in any climate, anyone who’s fat is just lazy and over-indulgent
Wtf do people think? We should adore these fat slobs who are for the most part on welfare or food stamps, robbing tax payers blind, in order to sit at home and stuff their face?